Author: Oli Barrett

Business Confessions: The Animal

Business Confessions: The Animal

This week’s final Business Confession has arrived….

the Empty Cage

“I was pitching for a new advertising account. The product brand name was the same as a wild animal. We came up with the seemingly clever but really obvious creative solution that the advertising should feature the animal. I then came up with an even cleverer idea that at the pitch we should wheel in a tame version of this animal at the point we exposed the idea.”

“Everything went very well in the pitch until the part where I was meant to open the conference room door and an animal handler was meant to bring in our star….only to open the door and find nothing there. However I could hear the sound of breaking glass and screams as most of the agency was chasing a very frightened creature.”

 “Filled with adrenaline I rushed up to the poor creature and grabbed it by the scruff of its neck and marched back into the conference room to reveal all. Unfortunately the clients got a little more than they bargained for as the animal jumped out of my grasp and into the lap of the senior client and defecated all over his designer suit….we didn’t get the account.  ( The animal’s and brand’s identity must be kept confidential or I might be sued!)”

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Business Confessions: The Time We Got Evicted

Business Confessions: The Time We Got Evicted

 (017/365) November 10, 2009: Exit in the dark
Since yesterday’s admission, my Confession Hotline has been buzzing with several colleagues keen to share tales of past adventures.  Today’s instalment comes from an entrepreneur whose identity must also remain a secret…   

The Time We Got Evicted:

 “Our business had grown to become a 30 person company in prestigious, central London offices.  One day, completely out of the blue, our landlord went bust. Not our problem we thought, so we cheerfully went to meet our landlord’s landlord to pay our rent directly to them.  That’s when the trouble started.  There was an overall shortfall for the building (we’re talking hundreds of thousands of pounds) which they wanted us to pay. We politely declined.  As legal eagles will know, we were at that moment considered squatters (we had no contract) – and bailiffs could board us out at any moment, even though we had paid our rent.” 
 
“The catch was, they could only swoop if the building was empty.  So I had to make sure someone was inside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for the next month.  I didn’t want our staff or clients to find out – so I slept on a pile of bubble wrap in a cupboard for the whole period. As staff kept discovering me and my girlfriend in the building at 7am (not my usual start time!), we had to make up more and more obscure excuses. Three and a half weeks later, thankfully, we found an office on the same street. With the deadline looming and the lawyers being slow, I resorted to camping in their reception during the day and in our office at night. At 4pm the night before D-Day, we finally signed the contract and began packing. By 11 pm we were out and the cleaners began work to make it spotless. By 5am the new office was ready. I would love to have seen the top landlord’s face, convinced that he had us over a barrel, when he walked in to evict us and found an empty building.” 


Protection!

Tune in for tomorrow’s tale, where a high-powered executive will reveal all in a story involving an ad agency, an unfortunate accident and an animal….

Business Confessions

Business Confessions

 Top Secret

I have set up a Confession Hotline for entrepreneurs and other business people to get true stories off their chest.  100% discretion is guaranteed, and my first entry has just arrived…

An Entrepreneur Confesses…

“I once spoke at a high profile event to 1000 plus people on a topic where I had nothing valuable to add… having greedily accepted a last minute invitation.

Nervously walking up and down in the coffee break before the big moment, I overheard a well known entrepreneur give a brilliant overview of my ‘chosen’ subject over a coffee. 

10 minutes later the audience enjoyed a verbatim recital of his opinion, courtesy of yours truly, with no accreditation given (I was too young and inexperienced to understand the classiness of highlighting others).

I lapped up the credit for the rest of the afternoon. “Such a wise head on young shoulders” etc. Shameless really!”

I will be publishing more confessions over the coming weeks.  Just don’t ask me who they’re from.  I couldn’t possibly comment…

Graphic Designer in Bid for Work

Graphic Designer in Bid for Work

I’m always grateful when someone takes the time to drop me a note through this blog, and on Friday I received a message which really made me stop and think…

Tris Rossin is a graphic designer.  When a business venture in France didn’t work out (he invested in a campsite),  he returned to the UK with his wife and three kids to look for work.  As you know, this is easier said than done in the current climate. After driving hundreds of miles meeting potential employers, he was left with ‘not a sniff of a job’.

Rather than sitting around moping, Tris came up with another plan;  he has put himself on Ebay.

He is selling one year of this time to the highest bidder. From his page on Ebay;

“After two months of unemployment after closing down my last business I’ve decided to pop myself on eBay. I’ve a wife and three children to support so this is a very serious venture for me (this is not a hoax).”

“In terms of value: My last role as a designer gave me an income of £27,000 PA. I don’t expect anything like that and in summary offer a fantastic opportunity for the right design company, business or person who has a bit of vision.”

“So here’s what you get for your money….
•12 Years experience in the design and Illustration business.
•A full knowledge of all leading design, illustration and flash animation software.
•40 hours a week dedicated time in office (if the office is a reasonable distance away) or remotely via web.
•A hard working, dedicated chap with a real desire to work!”

As you will see from his portfolio, this is someone with considerable talent.

I have never met Tris, but I do want to help him.  Firstly, because he is not letting a previous venture which didn’t succeed get him down.  Secondly because he is prepared to take a risk and put himself out there.  Finally because, although I’m no expert, he has a talent which I think many people would be pleased to harness.

The bidding for a year of his time stands at £2,100, with three days and one hour to go.  Hopefully, through people hearing about his story and seeing his work, the risk will pay off, and Tris and his family will be reaping the rewards of his skill and entrepreneurial spirit. 

You can follow him on Twitter here, and see his site here.

How to Pitch to Journalists: Top Ten Tips

How to Pitch to Journalists: Top Ten Tips

 Old Bakelit phone

From time to time, chief executives fight to keep their company name out of the news.  For most businesses though, the battle is rather different, and it is the struggle to get their name heard which preoccupies them.  The good news is that journalists and business owners need each other, but that doesn’t mean that it is all plain sailing.  In fact, as I’ve been finding out, there are some pretty major booby traps to avoid.  I’ve been in touch with several writers and editors in my network, all of whom are great supporters of entrepreneurs.  Some agreed to be quoted, some preferred to remain anonymous.  I wanted to know their best tips, and their pet hates. Here are ten things that I discovered…

10)  Make It Interesting.  Matt Thomas, editor and head of content at Smarta says;  “Make it interesting – for me not you. Of course you find your business interesting; it’s your baby and your passion. But put yourself in everyone else’s shoes, why do we care?”   

9) Be Polite.  Fleur Britten at the Sunday Times receives hundreds of approaches and urges a little humility from certain companies, saying “Some people approach with a huge sense of entitlement, saying ‘please let me know when you will be featuring…”.  On this point, it pays to be sensitive.  You might think it’s a great idea to mention that you’ve just been covered in a magazine’s closest competitor.  One editor I spoke to begs to differ.

8)  Choose Your Approach.  Mike Butcher, European editor of TechCrunch prefers approaches by email.  He just wishes people would get to the point, and have more of a ‘one sentence pitch’.  For brevity, Twitter might seem like a cunning way to attract attention.  Be careful though; Mike reckons it’s “mostly inappropriate” because it’s impossible to archive and “hard to ask proper questions”.  He stops short of ruling it out completely as a way to engage his attention, conceding that it “can lead to a conversation in another medium”.   Skype, the internet telephony service, is a possibility, but only if you have met in real life.  Bottom of the list is Facebook email, which ‘sucks’ when it comes to pitching a story.

7)  Be Brief.  Enterprise editor of the Daily and Sunday TelegraphRichard Tyler, lists one of his pet hates as a phone call asking “Do you have five minutes to chat?”.  Several of the journalists I contacted wish firms would be a little better at editing what they send.  Fleur at the Sunday Times sums it up best; “Pages and pages of press release and huge files is, I’m afraid, total overkill.”  Brevity, it seems, is important across all interactions, including face to face.  Even at events, one leading technology writer advises “Be human and polite, and keep it short”.

6)  Have a Decent Photo Ready.  Matt Thomas says “Don’t let me write a story and then tell me you’ve only got a low resolution image that looks like it’s been taken by a toddler, then keep me waiting for three weeks while you get some professional shots taken. Imagery is massively important. If you want good coverage, get professional shots of you, your business and your products. Pictures tell stories, stories sell papers.”  It’s not just photos of people which matter.  One writer, working for a national magazine, sees a glaring omission from many approaches “Some people pitch a product or visual idea without sending an image – obvious, but so often absent.”
Shredded paper in recycling bin

5)  Do Your Homework.  This really boils down to knowing about the person and title you are approaching.  What type of publication is it?  This is a great way to fall at the first hurdle, and one site editor complains about callers “mistakenly referring to our web-only product as a magazine, before attempting to pretend they meant our ‘online magazine’”.  Another editor confesses that he will “routinely ignore scattergun PRs, because most of the time it’s simply not targeted at me”. Several writers get the strong impression that the person pitching may never have read their publication.  As Hannah Prevett of Management Today admits, “We’re unlikely to be interested in covering a hip replacement convention”.  If you’re sending a PR into bat for you, Hannah urges them to do their homework too, adding “Don’t call me up and pitch an entrepreneur for a profile without knowing basic information like turnover, number of staff and basic start-up back-story.”

4)  Think Carefully About the Agency You Hire.  By and large, the writers I contacted saved some of their toughest remarks for PR agencies.  One magazine editor disapproved of the “slightly aggressive approach from one PR in particular. She’s the first to respond to any Response Source request, emails to recommend the same client every time, then calls and reels off a two-minute spiel without pausing for breath.”  Richard Tyler has “much more patience for company CEOs calling and even internal company PRs”.  I certainly didn’t get universally bad reviews of agencies though, and one editor preferred them to entrepreneurs “not really knowing the game”.

3)  Keep Your Promises.  This was a recurring theme.  Promises and offers to line up briefings, which don’t materialize, exclusives that end up elsewhere (“particularly in a competitor title”) and vanishing awards invitations are just some of the things which rub journalists up the wrong way.

2) Ask for Feedback.  Matt Thomas says “If I don’t cover a story, ask me why (politely) and what might work better in the future. That way you’ll not only get helpful insight but establish relationships. Once you’ve got the info, use it, and don’t just keep chucking out the irrelevant releases anyway”. 
Baptism Invitation, RSVP & Table Card
1)  Don’t Hassle, But Do Chase.  By some distance, the number one pet-hate listed by the writers I contacted is… People phoning them up, immediately after sending a press release.  For Richard Tyler, “I’m just following up that email I sent you (only 30 seconds ago)” is a sure-fire way to get off on the wrong foot.   This is a tricky one for entrepreneurs, because there is a fine line between following up, and being a nuisance.  Matt Thomas puts it like this; “Don’t hassle, but do chase. Journalists are busy and lazy.”  However interesting your announcements may be, don’t overdo it.  A national newspaper journalist confides; “A certain unmentionable brand sends a press release by post each and every week and I now just never open them”.  The same writer concludes “It’s fine to follow up once, but that should be it. I’m afraid if you don’t hear from a journalist, there’s probably a good reason.”

So there you have it.  Ten tips for pitching your business, given by the journalists themselves.  I’m hugely grateful to all of the people who gave me their input!

What have I missed?  Are you a writer who has a pet-hate I’ve not covered? Or a business owner who has discovered another gaffe worth avoiding? 

The final word goes to the eminently quotable, Fleur Britten who leaves us with this down-to-earth advice;

“The very best way to get through to a journalist is to build a personal relationship with them”.

Which reminds me, I must give Fleur a call.  Perhaps I should email her first…

Update (Feb 2012):  I’m amazed how many people have read this post and seem to find their way to it.  Hopefully it’s still useful!  Sharing it again recently, Lucy Tobin from the Evening Standard (a brilliant writer and author who I met last year) added this excellent tip;

Choose Your Timing: “Increasingly, newspapers and online publications work to rolling deadlines, but there are always some points in the day that are busier than others. Make sure you know when this crunch period is for whoever you’re trying to contact, and avoid it. In my job at the Evening Standard, for example, we go to press at midday, so any PRs calling between 11 and 12 often get short thrift from journos. You can even time emails well or badly: something received on deadline or when a reporter is away, say at a big industry event, is less likely to be picked up than something received during a quiet time”.

Thanks Lucy!